Shittin' Off-the-grid

When you go the take a dump and forget your phone.

Fuck. I had to run to the bathroom and forgot my phone. I'm shittin' off-the-grid!

by tokerator August 29, 2015

shitting

pretending to be fine yet knowing all the time something must change

"I am constantly shitting. Not good."

by Krkič June 19, 2019

Shitting Smiles

Telling someone you are happy, in a sarcastic way.

Today is such a good day I'm just shitting smiles.

by bop517 May 29, 2020

shitting chairs

Shitting chairs (or shitting blank) is a new phrase circulating on TikTok that is used to laugh at something, mock something and more. There's no deep meaning to this phrase and as to why it's called this but it may be related to the "TikTok inside joke" that revolves around using the chair emoji (🪑) as a laughing emoji.

*funny tiktok*
some comment: IM SHITTING CHAIRS BAHAHAHA

by unknownuser77 October 10, 2021

SHITTINGLY

to do something in a very shitty manner.

Opie's grandma does a very shittingly job at multi-tasking.

by Opie's Menopausal Grandma February 14, 2022

Shitting Backwards

Making something unnecessarily difficult like facing the toilet towards the wall

She had to back into the garage to charge the car— that’s like shitting backwards!

by Imwithstupid July 2, 2022

Shitting Seasons

When your ass, like the changing seasons of the year, takes every shit imaginable in one sitting. First you’re constipated, then you shit hard little balls, then you shit a good clean log and finally, you shit straight lava outta your asshole.

Damn bro, I don’t know wtf I ate but it got me shitting seasons!

by Batman's Nutz August 22, 2023