Shitting Smiles

Telling someone you are happy, in a sarcastic way.

Today is such a good day I'm just shitting smiles.

by bop517 May 30, 2020

Fastread

When you see a sign, advertising, etc. and read it very quickly, the words you thought you read are not the actual words.

Example: *seeing a sign about Miller Beer*

Me: did that sign read enjoy the taste of killer deer? Oh dang, Miller Beer. Sorry, I fastread that.

by bop517 May 30, 2020