Meat Shield

A condom

I gotta hookup with Stacy tonight and need to pick up some meat shields

by Bud-Wiser2000 May 06, 2023

Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.

Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok

by FailedLab February 18, 2018

Face Shields

A term used by University of Iowa dorm residents, “Face Shields” are the RA’s that roam the halls looking to break up gatherings of 4 or more, make sure you’re wearing your mask, or give you a large fine for drinking 1(one) beer. The actual term “Face Shield” originates in the the 2020-2021 school year, when the RA’s where required to wear face shields to protect from the Coronavirus pandemic. Face Shields have also been called “the Gestapo” the “fun police”, as well as “power-tripping boy scouts”.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Face Shields: “RA on duty open up!”

student 1: “oh fuck dude it’s the Face Shields! quick get in the closet they can’t know we’re socializing!”

by AECH.exe February 20, 2021

jab shield

Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. If you are the farter, you must pass the fart by tapping (or hitting) someone, and then shouting jab shield, which prevents it from being passed back. If someone smells your fart they can shout jabshield before you have decided to even pass it, thereby alerting others to the fart. The objective is to not be the person stuck with the fart.

Bill: {fart}
Bill hits Bob
Bill: Jab shield!
Bob: Doh!
Ben: Jab shield!
Bryan: Jab shield!
Bob hits Bernard
Bob: Jabshield!
Bernard: Dammit!

Bernard is stuck with the fart.

by yoyoyoyourmama July 26, 2006

Caligulas shield

The toilet paper you put in the bottom of the toilet before you take a dump. Effectively prevents Poseidons kiss.

- Did you experience the kiss of Poseidon while pooping?
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.

by Zokster September 20, 2018

Shield

To fall off of a steep architecture or cliff.

Different ways of use:
Shield
Shieldeded
Shelden

“Did you hear about Shawn?”

“I know, so crazy!”

“I never thought he would Shield like that, bro!”

by BobAintRealGuys May 16, 2022

Shield

A human shield (other) for any type of self-protective purpose ranginging from harmless to lethal attack as necessary.

The nearest physical other human being is selected as the shield indiscriminate of age, race, or gender, and chosen strategically to provide a guerilla warfare tactical advantage momentarily to avoid harm.

Me: Buddy, there's this fat dude trying to hit on this hot blonde at the bar. Her friends are watching and laughing cause it ain't going well. Seems like they're letting it play out. Poor guy.

Friend: Man, you should go in right now, talk up the blonde and use the fat guy as a shield if anything goes wrong.

Me: And the fat guy would be a great shield for a mother hen too. Yea solid.

Friend: Let's go, I'm coming for the brunette. This'll be easy.

by Phil6590 February 20, 2020