Doing the lady from behind, pretending to fumble and fall out whilst your mate who was hiding in the wardrobe takes over. You run outside and tap on the window and when she looks up you wave.
My boyfriend surprised me last night with a mystery shopper. Lets just say he was so good my boyfriend has moved out and the shopper's moved in.
by Intrusion June 26, 2012
Get the Mystery shopper mug.When a person decides to go shopping a few minutes before closing hour(often in a supermarket). Simply because nobody else is shopping at that time, or because they want to bother the staff with questions or something.
Example:
Worker: *cleaning up something, 2min to closing hour*
Customer: *entering with a trolley* Hello!
Worker: Hello! We are closing in 2 minutes, just fyi
Customer: I know, I will just get a few things
Worker: *thinking* Oh great! The last thing I need right now is another last minute shopper..
Worker: *cleaning up something, 2min to closing hour*
Customer: *entering with a trolley* Hello!
Worker: Hello! We are closing in 2 minutes, just fyi
Customer: I know, I will just get a few things
Worker: *thinking* Oh great! The last thing I need right now is another last minute shopper..
by tunezz January 19, 2015
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by KFRG March 26, 2016
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by Logan Earth Ski November 5, 2005
Get the Johnson Slapper mug.An alcoholic drink. Fill a standard shot glass 3/4 full with Cointreau. Light on fire. Slap your hand down on the still-flaming shot glass (don't wait too long or the shot glass will overheat). Make sure to keep your hand flat, and center the shot glass in the middle of your palm. The glass will suction onto your palm. Raise the glass, show your friends, then slowly remove it from your hand and drink the shot. Even better if you can inhale the air as well.
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