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Seattle Seahawk

When you shit on a person(or partner) from a considerable altitude during any sexual act with or without their initial consent. The Seahawk coming from a high altitude and since seattle is always rainy, the shit from a seahawk relates to the rainy season from Seattle thus meaning when you Seattle Seahawk someone you shit on them like rain from a considerable altitude.
BJ: Dang i was boning this party girl the other night and she asked me to get freaky.
Danger: Yeah wat did she want?
Bowser: Dont tell me a boston pancake?
BJ:Na, She asked me to Seattle Seahawk her from the top of her closet!
Danger:You serious dawg??
Boswer: Did you?
BJ: Fuck Yes!!!
by BtotheJay January 28, 2010
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settlemyer

one who cries when they are drunk.
by whassupwhassup May 1, 2011
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Settler's Mentality

Thinking you're a nice carefree person when you're part of the problem.

Old example: Little-House-On-The-Prarie-type European settlers going west to "Put in a solid day's work and carve out a new life" while being part of the mass genocide of Indigenous Americans.

New example: People moving away from California because they "Couldn't stand it anymore" and ruining the property values and job markets of their new location while transplanting the California-style politics they claim they were getting away from.
1. "I just want to promote healthy living and calm to the people I meet on social media"
"Your lifestyle is funded by your sugar daddy using child labor at off-shore factories Caitlyn, you got a real settler's mentality"

2. Instagram models advocating for mental health while their income comes from an app destroying people's mental health is some serious settler's mentality.

3. Bro you can say you support Black Lives Matter but if you keep voting for officials who defend bad cops that's just settler's mentality
by RezishDog October 18, 2021
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seattle salad

I am going to get some seattle salad
by billy ropollo November 1, 2013
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seattle sea goggles

While I was fucking Lisa I pulled my cock out of her pussy and gave her Seattle sea goggles.
by Milf Man Von Pussymunchkin April 21, 2016
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seattle banjo

When one spreads a spoonful of Nutella on their partners spreaded butthole. Back and front of spoon and then licks it clean before slapping the convex side spoon on their partners cheeks
I gave that girl the best Seattle banjo I've ever tasted.
by Semendenim365 January 4, 2017
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seattle sweatshirt

When your fucking a dirty, hairy tree hugger from Seattle and when cum in her mouth it blows her head off like Curt Kobain
I gave her that hobo hobby the Seattle sweatshirt
by Fire 12 March 11, 2017
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