sealed walrus

when you take a shit in someone's vagina and take it out wrap it in plastic wrap, put it in your freezer for two whole weeks and then eat it.

"That sealed walrus tasted like chocolate."

by xxxbeyotchhhxxx September 20, 2009

seal paw

the act of tucking in the thumb prior to engaging in a handshake as a form disrespect.

the boss went to shake my hand to say congratulations on a job well done, as I went in for the hand shake I tucked my thumb in, the boss gripped my hand (seal paw) and gave me a strange look.

by The Gables - Perth October 3, 2010

Seal kisses bikini girls

That annoying video on Urban Dictionary that pops up in just about every definition.

"Seal kisses bikini girls"

That video is everywhere on UD!

by sharks445 August 30, 2011

Seal

A joint; a blunt; weed
“Seal” translated to French comes out as “joint”

Johnny: what you smoking?
Jimmy: ah, just a seal.

by RetroColor January 26, 2021

Sealtiel

An absolute fuckin chad. Beast

That dude's a sealtiel

by Killlyxz June 8, 2021

Crazy Seal Dog

1. Nardu

2. A dog which has a sleek, seal-like coat. It slips and slides around because it is a slippery animal. Sometimes this creature doesn't have legs and so it slides around on its stomach like a seal. It jumps around crazily because it is a crazy

Sare: Oh no, not Crazy Seal Dog again!!!!!

by mambo555 April 25, 2011

Royal Seal

When you pour hot red wax on a persons asshole and stamp it with a royal seal. Blow to cool down and break with finger.

Tracy: ugh i have to rip the wax off my asshole.
Amanda: did you get it waxed yesterday?
Tracy: no i let my boyfriend give me a royal seal last night.

by Sharktopuss March 9, 2019