I’m screaming

Expression used when something is funny asf; dramatic laugh

When someone says something funny...
“I’m screaming” or “I’m screamingggg”

by Twin_mommy1 May 25, 2018

Screenior

An elder or person above 50 years old who is on their phone a lot. Specifically an old man who has glasses and has to holds his phone far away to read it. Can also be used to retaliate against a senior calling a teenager a screenager

Dad, get off your phone, you're being a screenior!

by Xjude7 May 7, 2017

Calvert Screenname

n.

A secondary AIM or AOL screen name set up intentionally to talk to people in your life who you'd prefer not seeing your normal comical or revealing away messages and/or buddy info profiles.

i.e; A screen name set up to talk to Mom, Dad, Grandma, Professor Thomas, or anyone else in your life that you dont want to know your having a jerk-circle friday night.

sentance:

christian_smilez: hey tim
Timber4limber: who this?
christian_smilez: ashley
Timber4limber: oh...
Timber4limber: wheres the pics of last night?
Timber4limber: dogz said they were in your proflie
christian_smilez: they are but this is my Calvert screenname i had to talk to gram
Timber4limber: oh

by Personal_preference September 26, 2005

scrammin screemin

1. Any form of expression showing any sort of disagreement.

2. Bitching, whining, complaining.

1.
"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GET TO SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT?! I NEVER SIT IN THE FRON SEAT SEAT!"
"can you please stop scrammin screemin? thanks."

2.
"I HATE WHEN YOU DO THAT! YOUR SO CHEESY! STOP DOING THAT!"
"can you please stop scrammin screemin? thanks."

by DashinGMeeK January 11, 2009

screaming great jessie

Australian slang, imported from Scotland, for a man who although straight behaves in a whiny, complaining and non-masculine manner.

What's wrong with you, you screaming great jessie? Get on that roof and clean out the gutters.

by Slagathor September 22, 2005

screaming churro

When a male and female are having intercourse on a sandy beach. They must be doggystyle and the male must pull out of the females vagina, insert his penis into the sand then thrust it back into the womans vagina.

Dude I got drunk on vacation....I was boning my lady on the beach and bad news..... Screaming Churro!

by E dubb September 24, 2007

screaming eagle

A sexual act that involves a man having intercourse with a girl doggy style, and right before he climaxes he grabs both the girl's arms and holds them behind her back and he inserts his penis forcefully into her anus, and releasing her arms. This makes the girl scream and flap her arms like an eagle.

Did you hear that scream last night? I'm guessing Charlie gave Jessica the ol' screaming eagle."

by CreepingLeper September 30, 2005