schmode

a penis where the head is larger than the shaft.

"You gotta see Dean's cock! It's so small and it's a fucking schmode!"

by hamnoidmcbaggins December 30, 2009

schmoving

When you are dancing like crazy making it look like you’re having a seizure when you’re just fine.

Damn that guy is schmoving!

by EddieGames September 24, 2020

Scemo

A person who is considered both scene/emo

You may be this person if you wear:Skinny Jeans
Tight Band t's
If you listen to screamo/PostHardcore/Trance bands no has ever heard of
Shop at HotTopic ALOT
Have facial piercings

dude that kid is so scemo...I wanna nomnomnom on his hair :3

by PurplePerson36 August 17, 2010

schload

a choad over 5 inches. schload

that kid has a huge schload

by i eat food adobo March 11, 2009

schmoodles

1. a term of endearment
2. often refers to a cutie
3. very adorable

Girl: Hey schmoodles, how are you.
Boy: Hi muffin, I'm great.

by Presti June 25, 2008

schmoodle

The act of cuddling with a significant other.

I want to schmoodle John Mayer, twice.
Do you think you can fit in a schmoodle session this tonight?
I could schmoodle you anywhere, especially in the boat house on Lake Quacumquasit.

by Gray! October 22, 2008

Schmoople

1. adj/noun can either be a synonym to dumbass, idiot or stupid. Conversely, it can also refer to a pet name, or something done out of pure joi-de vivre. schmoople can thus either have a positive or negative definition depending on the context and the familiarity of the person with whom you are talking with both you and the expression.

"how was your day?"
"schmoople"

you're a real schmoople, you know that?"

by bunger1598 August 22, 2011