Schlarkban

When a human bends over and opens a low cabinet

Hey bro, can you schlarkban real quick and grab me the paper towels

by RoBo_566 May 8, 2025

Scharming

Charming and chivalry in tik tok age

He is so scharming he brought me a vape and a white claw and opened doors

by KateTheKitty June 28, 2025

Schartenfurten

The act of farting and accidentally releasing a devastating liquid-like shit in a German bus or train seat.

Indian man ploppen ein Schartenfurten in der bahnhof.

by Agidan September 1, 2025

Brett Scharff

A unique beast that usually wears moccasins and sweatpants on a daily basis. Usually located near a large abyss. His favorite food is sushi dick. He enjoys moling around in large mouth vaginas. He's a large fuckbag.

Hey did you see Brett Scharff recently? Nah man, hes a douche

by Brett Scharff October 13, 2011

Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016

Tyler Scharnott

Tyler Scharnott is a kinda cool dude that I am friends with.

Have you met Tyler Scharnott? He is such a cunt.

by Starsetmoonrise June 30, 2021

Brett Schartner

A little bitch who usually refers to Tom Brady as the goat. He walks down the hallways of his school with a mega rager. If there was a word to describe him, it would be cunt since he always acts high and mighty but is really just a little bitch.

Fuck Brett Schartner what a cunt

by Gaynig December 25, 2021