Schmagmahole

The end of a beautiful vacation, when the last night camping, you get the urge to go down on your partner and suddenly remember nobody has for over 4 days ...

Oh umm wha...i need to pee. i'll be right back..." thinks while outside "oh my Gawd what a smelly Schmagmahole!

I have a headache dear besides my GD Schmagmahole is sore from last night!!

by Sir Ender February 25, 2021

Schmagity

Dick. Real simple.

Person 1: Ayo gang, u mad fugly.
Person 2: You aint got no reason to be all up on my schmagity.

by tellme597 August 24, 2023

schmackdown

an interjection. to express the feeling of beatin somebody's ass:)

mmmSCHMACKDOWN!hmm

by stinky pete! June 19, 2003

schmach

The male excretion, commonly called sperm, semen, jizz, cum, etc.

I like cheerleaders covered in schmach.

by Neezer December 24, 2008

schmackie

A slang for penis, as defined by Paul Reiser in the television sitcom Mad About You.

"Helen, what do you mean you didn't marry me for the size of my schmackie!?"

by Tits McGavin May 26, 2008

schmadiculous

Like ridiculous but EIGHT TIMES WORSE

Yasmin is schmadiculous.

by Iamarealpersonsubmittingthis July 4, 2008

schmainkin

1. a word that describes craziness or chaos.

2. Also it can be used as a substitute for any other word, meaning absolutely nothing.

1. Dave had a schmainkin party.

2. What the schmainkin is going on with ya.

by SH1 June 19, 2010