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samari wedgie

When a wedgie is performed and the victims legs are folded back and their feet are then tucked up in the leg holes of the underwear. Works Best if victims hands are tied.
When i was Twelve my brother gave a me a samari wedgie.
by Chasescottwill August 18, 2006
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satanic ritual abuse

Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA) can be defined as the psychological, sexual, and/or physical assault forced on an unwilling human victim and committed by one or more Satanists according to a prescribed ritual, the primary aim of which is to fulfill the need to worship the Christian devil, Satan.

Whether or not SRA actually exists has been a controversial topic since 1980. Although most people in some US states and Canadian provinces believed during the late 1980s and early 1990s that SRA was widespread, there is a near consensus among investigators at this time that SRA is either nonexistent or occurs at an extremely low and undetectable level.

It is important to realize that the above definition is relatively restrictive. It excludes a number of behaviors which are known to exist:

Abuse by non-Satanic, abusive pedophiles 2 who pretend to be Satanists in order to gain better control of their victims through fear.
Mass murderers by a person who claims to be a Satanist and who tries to use the "Devil made me do it" defense when captured. They are generally found to have little or no knowledge of Satanism.
Abuse and murder by psychotic individuals and psychopaths who are primarily motivated by their mental illness, not by any religious belief system.
Abuse by non-Satanists who engage in behaviors like SRA but are motivated by Christian or other beliefs.
Many cases of False Memory Syndrome involve bizarre and often impossible events, such as in cases of Satanic Ritual Abuse.
by Lloyd February 25, 2004
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satanists

people who are honest, mature and open minded. people who arent afraid to believe in truth.
ave Satana
jesus won over Satan but who will win in the end?
by cucumber May 8, 2005
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Capt. Samaritan

He is the man who helps anyone in distress. His areas of "good Samaritan" expertise are rescuing kitty cats from fire escapes, fetching items off top shelves in grocery stores, digging young women's cars out of snow banks AND letting the bad drivers of the world know when they make an error on his road...(not on his watch, Sister!!!)

His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)

When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!
Elderly woman- "help anyone!! that young hoodlum has stolen my purse!"

Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"

Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"

"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"
by gorgeousgeorge83 December 21, 2009
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satanic playboy

A Catholic that says hes a satanist but was actually raped by the priest then said he was satanist. He says he took college in elementary and has pink hair like he wants to be an anime chick.He fell in love with his left hand. He always says something sexual to every guy he knows.
by donnytells November 16, 2016
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Safari

A shy, cute and gentle bengal cat. Has big eyes and licks everyone, to show her compassion. Very adorable and precious.
Can I please hold Safari?
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saarik

The doctor. The knower of all things, humble. Coffee adventurer, food connoisseur, and keeper of all feelings internal. Never know where you stand with him or if you’re standing at all. Confusing lover and always looking for the next best thing. Overall a good egg, but don’t let him cum inside you.
Saarik is a doctor who owns his own espresso machine
by KitKatmeowmeow November 27, 2021
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