route beer

A route beer is an beer meant for consumption while en route to another location. Route beers are often consumed while walking or riding a tandem bicycle.

St. Paddy's Day parade is down the street. Let's grab some route beers and head out!

by finallygettingpublished March 5, 2020

reviewer route

(n) when someone uses numerous large words in an attempt to seem more intelligent than they are; to be pretentious

"Man, you really took the reviewer route on that essay."

by Sam Hartung June 4, 2007

Hot Route

Last minute change of plans due to no longer being able to do the original activity.

Bob: I wanna go to the pool.
Steve: Sounds good to me, but what if it rains?
Bob: Then we can hot route and go to the bar instead.

by Tiny Dick Bastard June 18, 2018

sitting on the router

When someone else in your family or your dad is using up all of the internet connection bandwith, which usually slows down your internet speed and/or multiplayer games.

My dad was sitting on the router by playing 2142 this morning.

O rly?

Yea.

by Anotymous July 20, 2008

Rogue

When a female goes commando

i'm going rogue tonight.

by lixisquid April 21, 2011

rout

something that is extremely distgusting

"these sandwiches are straight rout!"

by DFizzle April 17, 2006

Rogue Band of Misfits

A group of individuals willing to hang out, make fun of each other, make fun of others, go out to eat and make bets on the status of an adjacent table's relationship then chase a member of the table down when the excuse themselve to the restroom to interogate them to see who wins the bet ; all the while looking out for one another

"I think they are on their 2nd or 3rd date" -Brigid
Rebes stands to walk over to the table, we make her sit down.

Girl at adjacent table goes to the restroom. Rogue band of misfits member, Brigid chases here down for recon. Both ladies return

"They have been dating for 9 months" -Brigid

Then the drinking commenses and the mother of co-founder Keith joins the ROUGE BAND OF MISFITS

by poppy3415 February 13, 2013