river horsing

When a fat pet or person has trouble jumping or climbing onto a couch or bed & their pudgy legs kick a lot in desperation, it can be said that that pet or person is "river horsing" as they resemble a swimming hippopotamus.

lol check that fat kid river horsing up into the back of that pickup truck!

by kismet & zee April 14, 2009

river bear

Is a term used to describe a gay male that has a hairy chest and stomach that is sexually attracted to younger guys that have very little body hair (often referred to as twink)

He is such a river bear going to the club every time it is college night.

by Agentof December 24, 2011

Persian River

The gap between a woman's legs, usually seen when standing.

Rick: Look at that empty space between Mary's thighs, that's so damn sexy.
Tim: Mhmm, I'd sail that Persian River any day!

by Parmeleon Smooth January 13, 2012

river trout

When the Hudson River collected sewage from surrounding communities, swimmers and fishermen referred to the floating turds as "river trout."

I swam from New Jersey to New York but the river trout got me.

by aegrotatio November 07, 2008

Rivering

Moving in confluence, especially when experiencing retreat alongside or upon flowing waters.

The women were rivering when they began to collaborate on a volume of poems about the Mississippi.

by Rivergirl March 06, 2012

River Dick

It's when you go into freazing water and you dick shrivels up...

John and I went to the river and it was so cold i got river dick...

by Sara April 05, 2005

river run

Jumping in the St. Clair River (between Sarnia and Port-Huron) from the breakwall at the point and letting the current take you under the BlueWater Bridges. This is typically done on the Canadian side of the border as they Americans are pussies and can't handle swimming in the middle of a frieght-ship route. Other activities surrounding the river-run include bridge jumps (from the base of the bridges anchors), and also Cove-runs (a river run which is twice the distance and starts at the Canatara Cove). Although typically viewed as dangerous, due to the current, possible undertow, waves, and large quantities of boats and ships that pass down the river, it is normal to view hundreds of people doing river-runs every day. They are also most popular at night between 9pm and 2am, just to add to the fun.

"Lets hit up the bridges for some river run tonight around midnight."

"Wow, the Americans are the biggest pussies in the world for not doing river runs. What type of retard can't handle this little swim."

by Sergant Dangles January 16, 2007