Shadow Puppet

A picture of the shadow of your penis on a wall or other flat surface.

Guy 1: Should I send her a SHADOW PUPPET?
GUY 2: Yeah I'll cut the lights!

by Blipblopjoe123 June 24, 2017

Like a Puppet

A reference to a finger banging or a fisting (of any orifice) that is so deeply penetrating and so vigorous that it's akin to working a ventriloquist doll or similar hand puppet.

Roger fisted his neighbor like a puppet.

How was your date last night braaaahhh?
Worked her over like a puppet brother.

Breath deep baby. I'm going full fist. Gonna work that booty like a puppet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016

Shadow Puppet

A person that creates many user profiles in a chat room usually with the intent to create a problem. Shadow puppets never reveal their true identity and hide behind a new puppet if anyone confronts them.

Here she goes again creating another shadow puppet, who does she think she's fooling?

by VenusIce July 8, 2005

The Sock Puppet

note: you have to be pretty strong to do this, or have a midget girlfriend.

hokay, what you do is get your girlfriend and/or slut and you start to fist her. once youre safely inside, you lift her up in the air with the hand inside her cooch, effectively making it look as though you have a puppet on that hand.

"dear god, i dont think ill ever have kids after the sock puppet john pulled on me last night!"

by the bassist May 14, 2008

Singer Puppet

Unyielding fan of director Bryan Singer, who insults anyone who dares criticize his films. The Singer Puppet is impressed by his ability to make superhero films that "have an actual plot" (read: are pretentious and don't have much action) and buys that he's truly a fan of Superman. Usually thinks THE USUAL SUSPECTS is a great film, but didn't before X-MEN was released; and considers SUPERMAN RETURNS his crowning achievement.

Some Singer Puppet didn't like it when I suggested that Lois Lane shouldn't be played by someone who look like they're in high school, especially when the plot revolves around "our savior" Superman knocking her up.

by [e-mail] June 23, 2008

anal puppets

Two or more homosexual puppets conversing in homosexual activities

Bert and Ernie were anal puppets for each other.

by Schooler90 March 27, 2009

policy puppets

Is an individual with authority over something that doesn't make any decision unless its by the book, or policy- even if the decision is not the best solution.

Mike says, "Kim (supervisor), I am the best person to go to California to solve this network issue."

Kim says "I'm sorry Mike, but policy dictates that I can't send level ones to out state (even though mike is more qualified"

Mike says "Why?"

Kim says "We need to send someone with 'experience (even though Mike could have very well solved the problem)'"

KIM is a policy puppets!

by Mad-Adder July 14, 2009