punchline

the part of a joke that makes everyone laugh or delivers the "punch"

"Oh man, the punchline of that joke made me piss my pants"

by Billko August 11, 2005

turd in a punch bowl

Someone or something that spoils a good mood.

Person 1: That was an awesome movie!

Person 2: Yeah, awesome special effects.

Person 3: I was so offended by that movie! Could you believe how many subliminal racist messages there were? I think we need to write a letter to the studio and tell them to ban this movie.

Later on...

Person 1: Brian's getting some guys together to go play football at his house.

Person 2: Cool, let me go get my cleats and we'll head over.

Person 3: Football's barbaric! So typical of American society to love a violent game like that!

Person 1: If you don't like it, then don't come! Jeez, why do you always have to be such a turd in a punch bowl?

by Paul785 October 15, 2007

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

Punch Yo Mama

a descriptive term to declare something as the best or "totally awesome"

Maggie "Wanna go to Wendy's"
Brad "YEAH! That's punch yo mama close"

or

"Yo son, that taco is punch yo mama good!"

by Tits in the Face January 5, 2009

Burrito Punch

When you drink too much or get food poisoning and simultaneously poop and vomit, similar to the action you might see if a person punched a burrito (Re-fried Beans, etc popping out of both ends).

Daniel got wasted last night and burrito punched all over the bathroom... Now I have to clean up the toilet and the sink.

Man that roller-coaster made me so dizzy I feel like I am going to burrito punch.

by FrankyJimbo September 25, 2011

punani punch

A noun. Deriving from the Hawaiian and Indian word punani, meaning vagina. To deliver a proper "punani punch", one should start from a good distance, gathering enough kinetic energy in their fist to provide an impact on the subject vagina to cause hurt and/or discomfort.

Amanda could barely walk after Savanah punani punch her.

by The Dock Master January 14, 2016

Fitzy Throat Punch

When you piss off a Fitzgerald or their loved ones and they punch you hard in the throat while screaming "FITZY THROAT PUNCH!"

If Robert keeps harassing my little sister he's gonna get a Fitzy Throat Punch from both of us.

by evansgirl October 20, 2016