published

To be heavily intoxicated as a result of spending a prolonged period of time in a pub.

"My lord, I'm absolutely published."

by N Stavrakakis December 14, 2008

Pussy Punish

The inverse of "blue balls" for females. When a females' genitals are teased excessively or when a female is on the verge of an orgasm, but for some reason her partner cannot or will not get her off.

Bob was fingering me, licking my clit, for so long until I was just about to cum, but he just couldn't seal the deal! I was a sloppy frustrated mess! My pussy ached so bad I suffered from Pussy Punish.

by Noturgirl April 8, 2011

Capital Punishment

One of the most retarded crews in myspace mobsters that get their butts handed daily to them by various mobs.

They are a crew purely made of jobless losers, desperately trying to get laid online.

Capital Punishment is a bunch of short bus window lickers

by muthrfckr September 28, 2009

Yellow Punishment

The act of pissing on somone for punishment, pleasure, or fun.

Alex says everyone deserves a little yellow punishment as he lets loose on J.C. .

by the bad friend October 14, 2010

spanish punisher

Essentially, it's a double shocker. You place your palms together and fold your index fingers inwards.

So I was givin this chick the "shocker", she seemed to like it so I threw her a curve ball and graduated to the spanish punisher.

by Tyrone Biggums May 13, 2005

one inch punisher

The name of which one is given when blessed with the wee of an Asian god.

One man, One penis, One inch. The famous one inch punisher can pull any bitch.

“Bishop is the one inch punisher! I figured he was when he whipped out the dong that would make any Asian hit the gong!”

by Chris Dodsons’ Hairy Taint. July 8, 2018

The punisher

The best name ever it is the name of my penis i think we all need to put the name of our penis on this site because our penisis deserve more credit

last night my wife met the punisher

by Amanda hugandkiss November 16, 2003