Agata problem

When a whore is sleeping with your brother behind your back and pretending to be your best friend at the same time, while married with child.

Dude, I just saw your brother walking down the street with agata problem. Whassup with that?!

by Freckles 82 November 20, 2013

No Problem

Phrase stated when posing a problem to a person to which they have no answer for you. Usually means "Forget it, I should have never asked you in the first place you chode"

Me: "Miriam, how do you want us to enter the status updates in the TPS reports?"
Miriam: "Can I explain it to you after my meeting, I really have to run"
Me: " Okay, no problem"

by Gail November 16, 2004

No Problem

Usually, this phrase is meant as a way to express insincerity, and often it is a way to tell you, that it is indeed, a problem. Whatever happened to just saying, cheerfully, "You are welcome." ? No problem does not complete the conversation, it really means, "I don't want to discuss this."

"Thank you for the favor, Brenda"

"No problem"

by Bellevue09 February 15, 2009

pooing problem

Urban phrase for a person (usually not a child or a senior citizen) who inadvertently poos their pants on a regular basis.

Not to be confused with farty marty

Yo. I think that Matt Margolis has a pooing problem. Man. Look at that big brown stain on his bastedo pants. It's startin' to drip on the floor. That ain't w00t at all.

One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.

by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004

fake stuttering problem

someone who talks over people in a stutter tone purposely.

i have a fake stuttering problem.

by nobody else here April 23, 2017

First World Problem

When you get doxxed on fetlife and you have to delete your Facebook account to keep people from knowing you like BDSM

TheTexasTwatwaffle’s first world problem is she had to deactivate her Facebook account after MikeDoesAsShe’sTold revealed her name and employment on a kink site.

by George Page-69 July 6, 2018

Mickey Mouse problem

An example that illustrates a solution but is not actually accuate or proof of the theory.

"2 x 2 = 4 and 2 + 2 = 4, therefore multiplication is the same thing as addition."

Even though 2 x2 DOES equal 4, it is a solution that just happens to fit but is not proof that multiplication is the same thing as addition, since multiplying two values usually results in a figure much different than adding those two values (such as 2 x 20 = 40, but 2 + 20 = 22).

Usage: "No sorry, that doesn't prove anything. That's just a Mickey Mouse problem."

by Venus Libertina November 12, 2010