Pechtelmistic

Originating and derived from the French word optimistic ( A predisposed self idealism targeted toward promising outcomes) the term pechtelmistic embodies profound unequivocal assured positive conclusions to any event or condition.

Jeremy "Hey Jon! Tonight is the night! Girls are dressed up like sluts and want to get fucked? We are going to get laid for sure!"

Jon “Jeremy! Ur so pechtelmistic!”

by porter888 December 4, 2012

Perch

To hang out or "chill" in squatting fashion

Bro 1: dude check out this squirrel
Bro 2: ok lemme perch

by monkeypantsdestroyeroflesbians October 1, 2016

percha

Awesome cool and the best. Cutest family line ever. But very big family.

Wow!the percha's are such a cool family! But thwy are a realy big family.

by Ok that just happened123 April 1, 2017

Perch

Cool, a general affirmative statement

Those shoes are hella perch

by Bigdicknelly May 4, 2017

perch mouth

Someone with a mouth shaped like a perch fish. Typically used as an insult.

That perch mouth bastard over there.

by Txmem November 12, 2017

Perchanceses

The Percentage Of Your Chances

I think my Perchanceses would’ve risen if I had done something differently...

by JosephTheVa January 3, 2018

Pech

When something is like a sad peach.

Person 1: I have a 6 hour coach journey
Person 2: Pech

by Pech1 February 15, 2018