Poon Tang Cocktail

Pussy juice drank from a champagne glass (works best if the pussy juice comes from a geyser)

Mooj loves Poon Tang Cocktails!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Poon Raider

a poon raider is someone who scores an insane amount of poontang. he is very good with girls and is sometimes also refered too as meat wrench. no matter where he is or what the situation, he can get some. a true poonraider will never get maried.

Dude Julian is such a poon raider. no matter where we are there are always girls who want his dick in and around there mouths violently

by poonraider1 July 29, 2010

Poon Handler

Neil Patrick Harris or one who handles the poon.

Duncan: Man, Blonathan will never get laid.

Kev: Are you kidding?! Blonathan is a fucking poon handler man!

by aquamongoose December 2, 2009

Poon Salad

A female with a particularity rough vagina that massacres the mans meat creating a penis that requires vicodin and aloe Vera.

My pecker hurts because i went home with a Poon Salad last night.

by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009

Poon Handler

The act of obtaining or the control of large amounts of

women's vaginas.

To be the master of or dominate poon.

To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.

Jason slapped his old lady so he could leave his own party to find me a girl. Because he was the poon handler.

Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.

Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?

by court day December 9, 2010

lele Pons

She is a viner.

She is not funny.

She is a latina.

Bet you didn't know that she's a latina did you

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Person2: to get to the other side
Person 1: Ew, stop being Lele Pons

by Subscribe to pewdiepie. March 21, 2019

poon tang clan

group of rowdy men hunting the hole,
derived from wu tang clan

yo them boys are the poon tang clan

by joe September 23, 2004