Poommate

The grodiest, most inconsiderately disgusting roommate you will ever have. They usually have a dog (that they can't take care of). This person usually acts like they're not the problem and frequently blames others for their mistakes.

"Hey, is that a dog shit stain on literally every carpet in your house?"
"Yeah, I have a poommate."

by libheway May 22, 2023

poomarang

When a particularly dense or fast moving turd bounces off the water and back to your butthole.

I fired a turd off so hard it hit my baloon know like a poomarang!

by Registered Nerd June 7, 2023

Poomplex saddlemon

Welsh slang for a person with deformities which originate from incestual relationships

Have you seen Webster? Bit of a poomplex saddlemon if you ask me

by SadzRidah June 20, 2023

Poomer

A woman or girl who needs to poop really bad, usually done so in the nude for comfort purposes.

Jessica: omg why are you so red
Claire: because i’m about to drop a poomer like it’s a new album

by erin27 July 18, 2024

poominating

Poominating is the result of ruminating as you defecate into a toilet.

I spent time in the toilet poominating today.

by MakeAmericaThinkHarder August 8, 2024

Poompah

The pink palace or the cooch.

"Yo bro you get that poompah?" "Im gettin it"

by LuckGerbail September 26, 2023

poompah

The pink palace or the cooch.

“Yo bro you get that good poompah” “Yk it lil bro”

by LuckGerbail September 26, 2023