someone whose hair is excessively poofy. they have no control over it and even hair products can't help them. in no ways is this an ethnic condition. it affects people of every ethnicity. their hair can be straight, wavy, or curly. also applies to facial hair.
If it gets anywhere about 65% humidity, i turn into a poof- malooph because my hair poofs out to the max.
Damn!! check out that poof-malooph!!
Damn!! check out that poof-malooph!!
by tbone bigbone June 4, 2011
Get the poof-maloophmug. by Shabbysin July 12, 2020
Get the Poof Pricemug. by Gypsychic February 28, 2008
Get the cracky poofsmug. 1) What a long day, can't wait to get home and take a Poof.
2) Bro cmon, its poof, poof, pass. Stop hogging it.
3) You don't have to do that much, just take a small Poof
2) Bro cmon, its poof, poof, pass. Stop hogging it.
3) You don't have to do that much, just take a small Poof
by HeadStoner October 21, 2022
Get the Poofmug. by Reneerenee11 April 1, 2019
Get the Gooch Poofmug. 
Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.
May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.
May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.
by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018
Get the Foof n poofmug.