poker

what you call it when two people virtually "poke" each other on Facebook for a time period both users should be embarrassed of

You have poked Kaitlyn (about a minute ago)
Kaitlyn has poked you (4 seconds ago)
*Poke Kaitlyn*

You: "Damn that Kaitlyn! We keep playing poker!"

by Novakedy May 19, 2010

poker night

An excuse for teenagers to get pissed up.

Teenager 1: Agh god how are we going to drink this week end?!
Teenager 2: Calm down, we'll have a 'poker night'!
Teenager 1: Good idea.

by The Master E July 31, 2007

Poker

the act of poking someone.

"Poker? i hardly know her!"

by thatguy8007 November 9, 2009

penis poker

A game played mostly in Norwich but also catching on in certain areas of France. Two faggots compete to see who can end up with the best array of cock merchandise....one change allowed. Winning hands might include a full louse, a hot flush etc. Also known as prick poker in some dialects.

James wasn't happy with Josh's dealing when they played penis poker.

by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

strip poker

basically just a game of poker except you take off a piece of clothing every time you lose

one way to a.) win some money and b.) get a hot girl to take her clothes off. even better when you get to see some sweet pussy.

A: "last night i was playing stip poker with the guys and Sally and we got her to take all her clothes off"
B: "sweet"
A: "yeah, then we gangbanged that slut"

by mmmyeahrightthereohyes December 20, 2004

pederass

Loves little male children. In a sexual way.

Is Santa Claus a pederass?
No, but your dad is.

by sonya November 5, 2003

one eyed poker face

while receiving oral sex the male ,just before orgasm, will swiftly jerk his penis from the womens mouth and poke her in the right eye with it then when she screams shove his penis balls deep down her throat and ejaculate.

dave felt his balls tremble with excitment so he ripped his swollen pecker from sallys mouth and jabbed her right eye with it. sally screamed in pain only to be gaged by daves monster meat. laughing dave said " and thats why they called him 'one eyed poker face'."

by JonSyn November 14, 2009