multiple personality disorder

when a person talks to, and frequently answers themselves, possibly acting as if they are having a conversation with multiple people... with themselves

(to yourself)
person 1-hi
person 2-fuck off
person 3-thats not nice
person2-i dont care
3 u should
1 stop talking to him hes mean
4 HI
5 what are you, retarded
3 thats my best friend dumbass
2 i still want you fuck off
9 hey guys, watsup
1,2,3,4,and 5 ....

multiple personality disorder

by BOOM TITTIES October 3, 2011

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personality

A way to describe no one, while refering to everyone "else"

She may not be tall or thin but she has a great personality

by CP1477 February 10, 2004

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Newsfeed personality

When someones newsfeed on Facebook is more interesting than the person themselves

Nick: Ryan how did the date with the Spanish Mami go?

Ryan: What a complete newsfeed personality. She posted that she likes to go to the rack for dinner and the drynk for lemon drops, but all she wanted to do is listen to maxima 92.5, watch telemundo, and reminiss about her quinceanera.

by HatersRinTheBuilding July 6, 2011

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Accountant Personality Disorder

Inability to think outside of the box. Inability to reason either deductively or inductively. Excessive reliance on patterns and rote memorization of rules or facts. Complete inability to recognize or acknowledge various viewpoints, which contributes to difficulty separating fact from opinion.

Person: "What is two plus two?"
Accountant: "I don't remember."
Person: "What do you have Accountant Personality Disorder or something? Just add them together."

by RickC84 October 8, 2013

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