Pervious

To be more of a pervert then the person that is doing the perving.

"Be more pervious then that pervert!"

by Gabbzie. January 27, 2009

pernis

A sexual desire to mate with a goldfish

Dude why are you staring at that fish so intently? Do you have pernis?

by hotchicknumberone November 23, 2010

persistent cloaca

When a girl is born with their rectum, vagina, and urinary tract fuse together into a common channel.

Becky: Hey Samantha did you hear about Mary's messed up private area

Samantha: Yeah she has persistent cloaca

by Urbman November 23, 2015

Belvis the Pelvis

A really hot guy. You (a) pick him up out dancing, (b) spend a month screwing your brains out because he can dance just as good in bed, and then (c) start fighting when he realizes that you'd never admit to dating him because he's not worth anything besides a good f*%k. Then you f*%k him one more time after he moves some furniture for you.

Belvis the Pelvis? No, we're not dating. I barely know that guy.

by Laughing at you March 5, 2008

Periscoping

The act of Receiving Fellatio while in a swimming pool, when your body is submerged, but your erect penis is sticking out of the water. Giving the appearance that your dick is a periscope.

Person 1: This girl was periscoping me in the pool last night mane.
Person 2: Nigga wats that?
Person 1: You know she was giving me head in the pool, I was underwater but when I put my dick above water that shit looked like a periscope.

by Jon Braun May 3, 2008

Up Periscope

A long neck, usually one that is at least twice as long as the person's face. The neck can be used in self-defense to strangle oncoming villans, or used for tasks such as cracking walnuts.

She gave me this look and I thought she was going to all Up Periscope on me and strangle me with it!

by Dr. Von Chang June 13, 2008

Chicken Permission

Reaching maximum stoney bolony levels

Symptoms include:

-Severe cotton mouth
-Severe munchies
-75% squinting of the eyelids

-Excessive impulse to talk in depth about random things

Me: Yo, Pj, I can’t smoke anymore
Pj: Why not?
Me: Im already chicken permissioned

by Cgstuds17 June 11, 2018