some lame ass individual who cant do jack and owns little to nothing, not even his/her life. Modern day, can be described as a newcomer to a place or a slow thinker
<Jack loses in a game of kahoot to Phil>
Phil: HAHA retard bow down to me your king of frog sex PEASANT
Jack: ;-;
Phil: HAHA retard bow down to me your king of frog sex PEASANT
Jack: ;-;
by st.xe.fni.h January 21, 2020
Get the peasant mug.i just searched up penis on urban dictionary but for some reason it brought me to the word pebis
i have a big pebis mommy u wanna touch it
of course honey u know it will make my scrumptious balls go up and away
i have a big pebis mommy u wanna touch it
of course honey u know it will make my scrumptious balls go up and away
by balec December 23, 2021
Get the pebis mug."The peasant" translated to Hebrew is "HaIkar" which has a double meaning, one is, well, 'the peasant' (ha = the, ikar = peasant), and the other is something like 'at least'.
"At least you haven't lost your job" translates to "HaIkar sheLo pitru otxa". This is very funny.
"At least you haven't lost your job" translates to "HaIkar sheLo pitru otxa". This is very funny.
by xatzil anashim August 29, 2010
Get the the peasant mug.Someone who prefers to brag about the potential performance of a PC rather than its capacity to play games.
These specimen will often call themselves gamers, but in reality they cannot enjoy a game unless their immersion obstructing FPS counter shows 60 or above. But they will usually only play grindy competitive games like CS GO and Dota 2 anyway.
These specimen will often call themselves gamers, but in reality they cannot enjoy a game unless their immersion obstructing FPS counter shows 60 or above. But they will usually only play grindy competitive games like CS GO and Dota 2 anyway.
by Masterracce May 12, 2020
Get the PC peasant mug.Radioactively green shite eaten by people from the North of England, usually covered in mint sauce and eaten with chips on cold and rainy nights standing around drunk at fun fairs wondering if you should shag the fat bird.
Made with dried marrowfat peas which are first soaked overnight in water with bicarbonate soda/baking soda, then rinsed in fresh water and simmered.
They still look and taste like radioactive green shite though.
And you didn't shag the fat bird. Your best mate did.
Made with dried marrowfat peas which are first soaked overnight in water with bicarbonate soda/baking soda, then rinsed in fresh water and simmered.
They still look and taste like radioactive green shite though.
And you didn't shag the fat bird. Your best mate did.
by Satandog September 7, 2014
Get the Mushy Peas mug.A variant on the phrase "Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy", which is a child's rhyming slang to indicate an easy task. However, this term is used specifically in reference to the violent overthrow of government, or in reference to the act of writing any text, pamphlet, paper, or book on such subjects.
1) "Comrade, are you ready to storm the Tsar's Winter Palace and install our protelariat government in place of this autocratic and outdated feudal monarchy?"
"Yes, comrade. It will be easy peasy lenin squeezy because they are all fat bourgeois pigs."
2) "Yo man, have you written that essay on Karl Marx yet?"
"No, but it should be easy peasy lenin squeezy, I've read the book twice already."
"Yes, comrade. It will be easy peasy lenin squeezy because they are all fat bourgeois pigs."
2) "Yo man, have you written that essay on Karl Marx yet?"
"No, but it should be easy peasy lenin squeezy, I've read the book twice already."
by Manish Melwani May 8, 2008
Get the easy peasy lenin squeezy mug.by Richard February 23, 2005
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