Pararoid

A person who is paranoid and on steroids.

That dude is totally pararoid!

by arkanis50 March 19, 2015

Paranormal Blactivity

(n) A black person who cannot dance

You see Steve Irkle try to dance?? Talk about paranormal blactivity

by instantramennoodles May 15, 2011

paranoia

the greatest player who ever played Tactical Ops used this name.

PaRaNoiA fucking owns

by Lee March 1, 2004

Paranoid Racism

Fearing people of a different race that are behaving in a normal fashion. Believing that because they have a different skin color they are intent on committing a crime.

I can't believe you called the cops on your neighbor who was just walking his dog. You are suffering from paranoid racism.

by PennSnape June 9, 2022

paranormal

IF YOU WANTED TO KNOW WHAT PARANORMAL IS LOOK IT UP ON THE INTERNET THIS IS NOT THE PLACE TO LOOK UP THINGS LIKE THAT. IT MEANS YOU SEE GHOST

GO FUCKING SEARCH THE GOD DAMN WEB. IF YOU DONT YOU ARE AN IDIOT
I AM PARANORMAL

by pseudonym (thats my real name) February 18, 2020

Paranoid Drunkophrenic

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.

*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"

Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"

Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"

Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"

by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010

Paranoid Speller

A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.

“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”

by jmcomedy August 30, 2011