Promise

Something that is never broken
(but always is)

I promise to feed your dog

by Click here chicken January 20, 2019

promise

A pain in the ass who likes to beat up a daddy named Camacho

Promise is a big dick daddy

by Zachary camachoe September 30, 2018

promise

something you cannot break. ever.

"ill be home by 7:15." "promise?" "promise."

by haillllie July 11, 2019

Tara Promise

The act of promising something that you know you'll never do.
(Usually avoided by being too tired, or forgetting)

Tara:
Hey, if you do this for me...i promise we can have sex tonight!

Me:
Yeah right...its probably a tara promise.

by Joshwa7 July 12, 2019

Promises

things boys named philip never keep

me: he promised he’d teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though

by bellathefingmentalbitch November 21, 2019

puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.

"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.

Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.

by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019