by catman January 13, 2005
Get the lazy gun mug.by Arvin P. January 13, 2008
Get the lazy flamingo mug.Verb: To insert one's balls into a women's rectum and then the penis into the vagina, and then just sit there.
derived from a story, not based on an actual person
derived from a story, not based on an actual person
by Roberto Joolez November 7, 2004
Get the Lazy Earl mug.Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.
Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-
HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.
HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.
HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.
Example 2 actual experience-
Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?
Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.
HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.
HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.
Example 2 actual experience-
Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?
Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
by HoeGobblin December 31, 2022
Get the Texas Lazy mug.When you are too lazy to google something yourself. So you text a friend and ask them the question you could have easily googled yourself.
Kelli (texting): "What kind of material was Han Solo frozen in?"
Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."
Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."
by classikjane August 31, 2012
Get the Google lazy mug.When a girl pretends she is asleep but knowingly allows a guy to take her from behind. Half-way through, the girl shouts BOO in order to scare the guy
by Kaneesha Bose January 21, 2009
Get the Lazy Loz mug.Above-the-knee cutoff jean shorts; the male equivalent of Daisy Dukes. Most frequently worn by hipsters and/or the 1970s southern rock group RamJam.
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