off the bench refers to a person, place or thing that is mad crazy and awesome. the bench is some sort of metaphorical "normal track" of life, because it is straight and confined. When a player (person) is "on the bench", they aren't playing the game (of life). to be off the bench is one who A. goes against the norm and B. enjoys life to its full extent.
1. "why are you wearing that crazy hat around town?"
"maybe if you get off the bench noob, you'd know."
2. "did you see that cat eating with chopsticks? wow, that kitty is WAY off the bench."
3. "i was going to go to the supermarket here in town, but the one in the next district has a water slide out back. how off the bench is that?"
"maybe if you get off the bench noob, you'd know."
2. "did you see that cat eating with chopsticks? wow, that kitty is WAY off the bench."
3. "i was going to go to the supermarket here in town, but the one in the next district has a water slide out back. how off the bench is that?"
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NB: You will be subject to this expression when in the immediate presence of one Geoffrey "Goffton" Pryor and/or one Michael "Toe-Rag" Deville.
1) One who usually has little to no idea of what place they hold in any given situation.
2) A person who makes irrational and/or unsubstantiated claims... with absolutely no factual integrity.
3) A simpleton who initiates and/or partakes in linguistic transfers with others of a higher intelligence, and performs any of the following:
a) Speaks out of term.
b) Utilises words and/or expressions they don't even understand.
c) Breaks a quality conversation to speak of a much less valued topic.
d) Makes unwarranted fallacious claims and/or foul assertions.
1) One who usually has little to no idea of what place they hold in any given situation.
2) A person who makes irrational and/or unsubstantiated claims... with absolutely no factual integrity.
3) A simpleton who initiates and/or partakes in linguistic transfers with others of a higher intelligence, and performs any of the following:
a) Speaks out of term.
b) Utilises words and/or expressions they don't even understand.
c) Breaks a quality conversation to speak of a much less valued topic.
d) Makes unwarranted fallacious claims and/or foul assertions.
1)
Nicky: How many shots on that hole Deville?
Deville: I think I just 'birdied' that hole mate.
Nicky: You're off you ear!
2)
Goffton: Hey Nicky, you should try this awesome beer... it's my favourite.
Nicky: What beer is that mate?
Goffton: It's called 'Foster's LiteIce'.
Nicky: You're off your ear!
Nicky: How many shots on that hole Deville?
Deville: I think I just 'birdied' that hole mate.
Nicky: You're off you ear!
2)
Goffton: Hey Nicky, you should try this awesome beer... it's my favourite.
Nicky: What beer is that mate?
Goffton: It's called 'Foster's LiteIce'.
Nicky: You're off your ear!
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