pussy doing numbers

Countless sex partners

That pussy doing numbers slow down.

by Ree3 February 1, 2017

Woke by numbers

A combination of 'woke' and 'painting by numbers'.
A personality or a cultural product that cautiously mimes textbook approaches to being 'woke' while in actuality conforming to a rigid ideological agenda based on restricting free thought and actual radical gestures, movements and solutions.
This can also apply to the curation of personalities and concepts that truly are progressive based solely on their utility towards creating the false appearance of a progressive values.

This exhibition seems very diverse but really it's just woke by numbers.

by eruboner September 17, 2018

faux number

When you give someone a fake phone number, because, well, they're repulsive.

D: Dude, did you just give that fugly-ass girl your phone number?
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.

by Hace The Ace October 2, 2007

take a number

Take a number means (more or less) "wait your turn." More often, its used to let someone know that a lot of other people want what they want.

Person A: Hey, I need a copy of the Davidson file.
Person B: Take A number.

by SeanCallaway October 14, 2004

Numb

Loss of felling due to emotional stress.

I'm so numb. Another dishonest person to thief my faith and trust. He walked away and blamed all it all on me with the famous "You Did...." argument.

I'm so numb and have no fight left.

I do not want to be numb any more I love you so much and wished I had kissed you that night.

Everyone knows that I love a man from my past. He has never laid a hand to me and I always end up showing the courtesy and love I want to give to him every night for the rest of my life to the wrong person.

I'm no numb when he said he wanted to not come home again.

Just another numb mind with the knife to my soul.

I wouldn't even feel the sting.

Their all so fulled with vengance and pride.

Just another slap in the face from a mind numbing man that has put no effort into bettering a persons life but leaving her in the shame of knowing he was never really in love with her and left it all today. Alone again I'm so numb from feeling the pain.

I have to be numb of the knowing to get my children threw another day with smiles and a kiss so they never see the pain I live.

by K1,2,3,4,HaveYrLaughHeleft January 25, 2010

Law of Large Numbers

The law of large numbers states that as a lottery jackpot increases, the probobility of a hick in Nowhere, Oklahoma will salivate and stand in line three and a half hours to buy sixty three tickets.

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

fuck number

according to Katt Williams, a fuck number is the number of times it takes to hump a girl before a guy cums. Can be determined by jacking off and counting. For a girl, it is determined by the number of times she gets pounded before she has an orgasm.

"Dude my fuck number is 130... i takes me a long as time before I finished"

"Haha man i make it quick. i keep mines at 34!"

by Eurochris2 January 4, 2009