noosery

When you get snaked so hard you actually get lynched

My teacher just gave us a pop quiz! What is this noosery?

by Lynch Me April 18, 2017

Nose Poker

A person whose nose sticks out above his or her face mask.

Does that nose poker really think his mask is protecting him during the pandemic?

by SSJJUU August 29, 2020

nose meal

substance consumed up the nose that makes you feel so good you want to lick the plate to compliment the chef

yoooo bruh, i just had a hefty nose meal, was way better than that carvery at Toby's last week

by kxlee1234 November 5, 2020

goose noose

Alternate name for plastic rings on a six-pack of beer.

Please cut up that goose noose, before throwing it into the ocean. They are know to choke animals.

by DAVID BESEMER April 30, 2008

Inspirational Nonsense

God like laughter.

To find divine inspiration in the most ridicules of situations

Inspirational Nonsense is a subject not an object; a preponderance of the ridiculously sublime.

Such as : Harry Potter, Martha Stewart.

by Smokin Dog May 21, 2008

Chocolate Nose Dive

when a guy stuffs his nose into another guy's ass

dude i totally chocolate nose dived tony after football practice

by MouthFist August 13, 2011

stank nose

The main concern one has to face when eating out a girl from behind.

Lee: "Oh man, I'm gonna be eatin' dat pussy from the back tonight!"

Pat: "Really? Are you not worried about gettin' stank nose?"

by Lee Neave January 1, 2014