thread the needle

when you’re SO is out running errands for you and you quickly jet out to meet up with your side piece and bang one out quickly, then race home to get back just before your SO does.

My hubby was headed back home from work, but he hit traffic, so i ran over to my side-dick to thread the needle. had him hit it from the back real quick and cum in my mouth so i could kiss my hubby on the lips when he got home made it home just in time to make him think i was cooking dinner the whole time.

what an idiot, i’m so glad i humiliate him all the time.

by WannabePilatesPrincess July 7, 2025

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Get the thread the needlemug.

Needle Thread

A term used in web browser game "Haxball" that refers to a high quality pass or shot that typically goes between two or more opposing players, and often from a long distance away.

Dude NeyBR hit a nasty needle thread yesterday i'll send you the clip.

And here we have Hax coming from his own half and intercepting the goalkeepers pass! A small chance at the goal AND HE GETS IT! AN ABSOLUTE NEEDLE THREAD! WHAT A GOAL! SENDING THE BALL THROUGH TWO GOALKEEPERS TO BREAK THE TIE!

by SenseiMingglee December 13, 2023

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Get the Needle Threadmug.

Needle

Noun
A small ass joint

"Becky said she was going to smoke up the whole party, she showed up with a needle."

by AlainaDeena September 2, 2017

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Get the Needlemug.

clock needle

One who works or can work round the clock.

The master is making his servant work almost like a clock needle.

by uttam maharjan January 4, 2012

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Get the clock needlemug.

dusty needle

When an octogenarian or septuagenarian discusses what it's like to have intercourse after several years of involuntary abstinence due to the inability to find a suitable partner, a heart condition, other nondescript but impactful medical condition.

Charlene and I went back to my room after bridge, I sewed her up real good even though it has been a while with the dusty needle.

by Mrficklepicke September 10, 2020

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