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Nocturnal Sponge

A creature of the night, the nocturnal sponge is seldom seen by people because they rest or sleep in the daytime. These creatures move around and feed mainly during the night and we seldom observe their activities.

Nocturnal sponges generally have highly developed senses of hearing and smell, and specially adapted eyesight. The nocturnal sponge has been known to 'hoard' belongings, as a way of marking out its territory. When seen out during the day time, they tend to move slowly but generally speaking are gentle and safe to approach.
It is 8pm, and the nocturnal sponge has not yet emergeed from its hiding place...
by Oh so fine December 2, 2010
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nocturnal smuffocation

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.
An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the woman’s face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.
by Btwitsjennifer July 3, 2018
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nerd nectar

Caffeinated, sugary drink used by players of WOW, Dungeons & Dragons, Magic the Gathering and other nerd-games, or by Grad students in the weeks before finals.
How come the snack bar only has Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, and Monster Energy? Who drinks this nerd nectar, anyway?
by WhyShouldIUseAPseudonym December 18, 2012
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Nectar

Used to describe something as good or sweet.
"Damn bro those are some nectar ass shoes you got home boy!"

"Thanks bro, your shoes are pretty nectar too!"
by APeX Odin March 4, 2014
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Devil's Nectar

ALCOHOL - The oldest mousetrap set by the Devil so as to take the souls of otherwise good people with unlimited, but now wasted potential.
• OVER 2 MILLION PEOPLE DIE A YEAR IN THE USA ALONE FROM ALCOHOL DIRECTLY AND 6-8 MILLION INJURED. WHEN YOU'RE DONE READING THIS A DOZEN+ PPL WILL HAVE BEEN INJURED OR DIED FROM THIS LEGAL POISON.
• NO ONE HAS EVER EVER DIED OR BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED FROM CANNABIS BUT HAVE BEEN CURED AND IT HAS BEEN USED BY HUMANITY FOR JUST ABOUT THE WHOLE OF THE HOMO ERECTUS OR AT LEAST VERY PRIMITIVE HUMANS AND THERE IS NO DAMAGING OR HARMFUL HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENNING *ESPECIALLY* THOSE THINGS THAT PEOPLE DO WHEN ALCOHOL HAS BEEN CONSUMED (just bc you hear the noise on the news and the standard line, "the driver was shown to have traces of marijuana in his system at the time of the car accident," as is often said by newsreaders on tv. The cannabis HAS NOTHING to do with the auto accident...did the other person have a phone on their ear? Were they hungover, or worse yet drunk? Heck, maybe it was an ACCIDENT in the truest sense. But since the at-fault driver is the one reported on as the 'bad guy' it just helps to sensationalize the stupid story if they can cap it off with that line.
Cousin Roy: "It's not surprising he's where he's

at after all the drunken trouble he gets into.

That's why me, I don't touch the Devil's

Nectar."

Me: "Yeah I agree, friend. I am not a fan myself.

I stick with God's Gift that he put onto this

Earth as naturally as the sunlight. That

wonderful calming plant known as

Cannabis."
Cousin Roy: "Yeah; I'm no mouse gettin caught

in the mousetrap set up to catch me and trap

me. Not to mention everything good that

happens, I have memories of it unlike, well,

those who partake in the consumption of the

Devil's Nectar. Weed4ever bro."
by SativaSunset, aka The All Day February 19, 2017
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Ass nector

Much like Butt nector. Ass nectar is for larger fat people and plumbers that expose it to the world, whether on purpose or accident.
Holy Crap! Don't go in the Kitchen the plumber has been in there for hours and it smells really bad like Ass nectar in there.
by Justcauz June 3, 2005
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Nocturne Radio

Not just -an- internet radio station.. Nocturne is -the- internet radio station.
1. Nocturne Radio, let the darkness embrace you.
2. Nocturne Radio, everything looks better by moonlight.
by Sephylight March 10, 2005
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