1 definition by SativaSunset, aka The All Day
ALCOHOL - The oldest mousetrap set by the Devil so as to take the souls of otherwise good people with unlimited, but now wasted potential.
• OVER 2 MILLION PEOPLE DIE A YEAR IN THE USA ALONE FROM ALCOHOL DIRECTLY AND 6-8 MILLION INJURED. WHEN YOU'RE DONE READING THIS A DOZEN+ PPL WILL HAVE BEEN INJURED OR DIED FROM THIS LEGAL POISON.
• NO ONE HAS EVER EVER DIED OR BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED FROM CANNABIS BUT HAVE BEEN CURED AND IT HAS BEEN USED BY HUMANITY FOR JUST ABOUT THE WHOLE OF THE HOMO ERECTUS OR AT LEAST VERY PRIMITIVE HUMANS AND THERE IS NO DAMAGING OR HARMFUL HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENNING *ESPECIALLY* THOSE THINGS THAT PEOPLE DO WHEN ALCOHOL HAS BEEN CONSUMED (just bc you hear the noise on the news and the standard line, "the driver was shown to have traces of marijuana in his system at the time of the car accident," as is often said by newsreaders on tv. The cannabis HAS NOTHING to do with the auto accident...did the other person have a phone on their ear? Were they hungover, or worse yet drunk? Heck, maybe it was an ACCIDENT in the truest sense. But since the at-fault driver is the one reported on as the 'bad guy' it just helps to sensationalize the stupid story if they can cap it off with that line.
• OVER 2 MILLION PEOPLE DIE A YEAR IN THE USA ALONE FROM ALCOHOL DIRECTLY AND 6-8 MILLION INJURED. WHEN YOU'RE DONE READING THIS A DOZEN+ PPL WILL HAVE BEEN INJURED OR DIED FROM THIS LEGAL POISON.
• NO ONE HAS EVER EVER DIED OR BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED FROM CANNABIS BUT HAVE BEEN CURED AND IT HAS BEEN USED BY HUMANITY FOR JUST ABOUT THE WHOLE OF THE HOMO ERECTUS OR AT LEAST VERY PRIMITIVE HUMANS AND THERE IS NO DAMAGING OR HARMFUL HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENNING *ESPECIALLY* THOSE THINGS THAT PEOPLE DO WHEN ALCOHOL HAS BEEN CONSUMED (just bc you hear the noise on the news and the standard line, "the driver was shown to have traces of marijuana in his system at the time of the car accident," as is often said by newsreaders on tv. The cannabis HAS NOTHING to do with the auto accident...did the other person have a phone on their ear? Were they hungover, or worse yet drunk? Heck, maybe it was an ACCIDENT in the truest sense. But since the at-fault driver is the one reported on as the 'bad guy' it just helps to sensationalize the stupid story if they can cap it off with that line.
Cousin Roy: "It's not surprising he's where he's
at after all the drunken trouble he gets into.
That's why me, I don't touch the Devil's
Nectar."
Me: "Yeah I agree, friend. I am not a fan myself.
I stick with God's Gift that he put onto this
Earth as naturally as the sunlight. That
wonderful calming plant known as
Cannabis."
Cousin Roy: "Yeah; I'm no mouse gettin caught
in the mousetrap set up to catch me and trap
me. Not to mention everything good that
happens, I have memories of it unlike, well,
those who partake in the consumption of the
Devil's Nectar. Weed4ever bro."
at after all the drunken trouble he gets into.
That's why me, I don't touch the Devil's
Nectar."
Me: "Yeah I agree, friend. I am not a fan myself.
I stick with God's Gift that he put onto this
Earth as naturally as the sunlight. That
wonderful calming plant known as
Cannabis."
Cousin Roy: "Yeah; I'm no mouse gettin caught
in the mousetrap set up to catch me and trap
me. Not to mention everything good that
happens, I have memories of it unlike, well,
those who partake in the consumption of the
Devil's Nectar. Weed4ever bro."
by SativaSunset, aka The All Day February 20, 2017