wing napkin

When Schmidt uses a woman to clean himself.

Schmidt used that jawn at the club like a dirty wing napkin.

by 3rayif November 28, 2016

salty napkin

Blowing your nose on one's Scrotum

Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.

by Young snaps July 5, 2017

Sticky napkin

When you masturbate using a Fruit Roll Up.

Christopher Arp sure loves his sticky napkin.

by Bildo Teabaggins September 8, 2017

booty napkins

Toilet Paper.

I gotta stop by the store and pick up some booty napkins. We're all out at the house.

by jenwongtattoos November 7, 2017

bread napkin

A napkin at the bottom of a box of wings that just happens to be made of bread; when somebody utilizes bread to wipe food off of their face... for some reason.

"What is this thing at the bottom of my box of wings?"

"That's a napkin... made of bread... a bread napkin if you will."

by goatmilkanscashews November 9, 2017

dick napkin

Find something and use it as a condom!

Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"

by Anster2314 February 15, 2018

Emergency napkin stash

A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.

I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.

by RoundenBrown December 5, 2019