midget fondler

To handle, caress lovingly, or stroke a midget.

Midget fondler is when a white man gentley strokes a black midget.

by doctor knockerssss March 29, 2009

Midget-On-Steroids

1. A kid whose friends are taller than him who happens to be more muscular than them.
2. A short dude who lifts weights.
3. A muscular midget
4. A midget who is actually pumping steroids into his system.
5. A term of endearment to the short-muscular guy in your group of friends (in the non-gay were totally cool kind of way)

Wassup Midget-On-Steroids?
Hey midget on steroids, man do you like eat steroids for breakfast?!?

by Valher November 2, 2009

midget marmosettery

High-level mischief; unscupulous behaviour; an attempt to shirk responsibility or engage in shifty dealings; banditry of a high degree; or silverback-gorillery of a lesser degree; similar to jiggery-pokery but possibly of a more comical and less offensive nature.

"Far out Lim, check out this there is some complete miget marmosettery going on here."

"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."

by The word bandit January 14, 2010

midget army

The Midget Army is a group of small people that form together to take on anything that intimidates them. They are cool people once you get to know them, but don't go too far with the small jokes.

Nathan- Ha! You guys look like you are in kindergarten!

Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!

Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.

by A Member Of The Midget Army December 27, 2013

Midgenugget

Is a very small person how is very cuddly and often make the lives of people better, And an individual who loves turtles, who makes the lives of people happier and more amazing than they already are.

Girl 1: OMG that midgenugget is soo maybe a bit too obsessed with turtles like she keeps singing midgenugget turtles in disguise.
Girl 2: yeah Ikr but she's such a cuddle individual

by Bæ is real December 4, 2014

Midgette

A female midget or dwarfism afflicted person. Often attractive for fetish purposes.

"Hey man did you see that chick grinding Trevor's shins?"
"Yeah dude, total midgette."

by Vasheir August 28, 2016

Madget

An angry midget.

Don't fuck with that dude, he may be four foot seven but he's one hell of a madget when you push him too far.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2017