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The Wal-Mart Effect

The natural phenomenon that occurs when one enters any Wal-Mart Superstore needing nothing, yet somehow ends up leaving with a full cart.

This is probably due to their low costs, extended store hours, and poor employee benefits.

See: Wal-Mart
Victim: Dude, help me unload my cart.

Victim's Friend: I thought you said you didn't need anything?

Victim: ...They did it again! It's The Wal-Mart Effect, Gets me every time.

Victim's Friend: Ah, I see what you did there. Very well played, Wal-Mart.
by Justin121121 September 25, 2010
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Martha's Vineyard

Known for short as "MV", it is an island that is part of Massachusetts and is located off the coast of Cape Cod. It is the premier summer destination in all of New England, hands down. Unlike many other summer destinations, it provides a great variety of landscapes/locations. The up-island beaches of Aquinnah, Chilmark, West Tisbury, and Edgartown are the nicest ones on the island, and host the best bonfires around. The more "in-town" spots such as Vineyard Haven, Oak Bluffs, and Edgartown are always booming with people in the summer, and are each great in their own unique way. Vineyard Haven is populated by many islanders, Oak Bluffs is the true "summer town", and Edgartown is the slighty fancier and more aristocratic of the three. Everyone has to experience this amazing place at least once in their lifetime, and when they do so, they should abide by these guidelines: Don't rent a moped, don't flaunt your tourist status, don't buy too much at the Black Dog (one t-shirt is ENOUGH), make sure to experience the whole island, try to avoid the cheesy tourbus, stay with somebody you know who is a regular there, and last but not least do everything in your power to come back again and again.
"I'm heading down to Martha's Vineyard for the summer."
by Chuck14 July 28, 2008
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Martha

A girl who is fuckin gorgeous like damn I wish I had her but she got a boyfriend.❤❤😍😍
Martha is hot
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mart

1.(noun) A shop with a gas station in front of it run by Red dot Indians, Muslims, Asians, and Mexicans. Usually remains open all 24 hours of the day. Often has catchy names like 7-11, Extramile, Jiffy Mart, and such.

After shopping there or paying for your gas the attendant says,"Tank you calm al gain," while raising his hand lifting his index and middle finder.
Kid 1,"Where'd you get that pack of swishers?"
Kid 2,"I posted up the mart near the factory and shoulder tapped this bum, told him he could keep the change."
by Shop lifter February 25, 2009
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Mårtensson

1) Blond person with no personality
2) Can be a brunette but deep down a true blond!
3) uses the word "typ" alot.
1)Britney is such a Mårtensson.

2) Sheenique check that witch out! she such a Mårtensson.
by Hockeysweden October 29, 2010
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Marteen

A sexy individual, who has a real knack for sports and everything else. He is awesomely cute and is dangerously funny. Girls know he's the go-to guy for anything. He also has a charismatic personality and a killer sense of humor.
Catherine: Who's the cute guy over there?

Jocelyn: I know riight? I think his name is Marteen
by #roadman December 12, 2017
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Erik Martell

a banging drink that consists of 99 bananas & monster
"dude that erik martell last night was the sheeee-it. more 99 less monstuh"
by JPC32192 October 19, 2008
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