Mount Alvernia College 

Mount alvernia college is the only girl school who had a good semi this year all the other schools were shit. Even the boys school couldn’t be better than this. Mount A and padua know how to have fun. Even the terrace semi was shit lol

oi bro did you go to the mount alvernia college semi this year Oi bro who do you reckon had the best semi - man idk but I know mount A looked good az Rita’s was shit as.

Mount A is an amazing school with pretty girls

Mount Alvernia College by Marrypoppins12345 July 1, 2022

Mount Vernon Ohio 

Some shitty ass town no one gives a fuck about

Things to do in Mount Vernon Ohio:
1. Leave

Mount Vernon Ohio by the.tinkle.of.contagion October 19, 2022

mount comp 

shit school

full of fags

floors smell of dust and bread crumbs

"what school do u go to?"
"ah mount comp"
"is it good?"
"is it fuck"

M.b❤️❤️

mount comp by Mbunney2255 December 8, 2022

Mount Abu 

A backwards, disgusting place where one goes to get themselves sick.

Mount Abu? I heard it’s a horrible place.

Mount Abu by seerofall December 28, 2022

Mount Everest

Anyone over the height of 7'1"

Person 1: BRUV YOU ARE LITERALLY MOUNT EVEREST. HOW TF ARE YOU SO TALL.
Person 2: idk lol

Mount Everest by dead asf lol💀 September 9, 2023

Mount Crapatoa

A bowel movement so monumental as to make a monument to itself in the toilet by collecting so much fecal matter that an island is formed in your porcelain bay

Been on a diet of fish and chips the last few days. This morning I thought I’d broken the toilet. As I leave and breathe, Mount Crapatoa was standing proudly in me toilet! I was kinda proud of it, actually .

Mount Crapatoa by M. Fury October 5, 2023

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

If you do not want to succeed in life, then the Mount is your place! Instead of studying and working your way up to a nice job out of college, you will instead experience sex, drugs, alcohol, and lots of it...in fact, pretty much every night! Most of the people here, are rich idiots, too stupid to get into a better college! Their are a few however, poor souls who were tricked into thinking the Mount is a great instituion, but even most of them fall into the trap of living the rest of their life, paying off their expensive Mount tuition on a $25,000/yr salary! Sure these four years may be the "best" experience of your life, but have fun living the next 50 years on welfare! Its sad really, the classes are not hard by any means, yet most people have a 2.0 gpa. But don't make something of yourself! Come to the Mount and help yourself become a useless member of society!!!

College = Place of Higher Learning
Mount = Place of becoming retarded

Mount Saint Mary's College/University by Piss on Mount April 30, 2005