Mankin

Minging individual with a ridiculous barnet who thinks they are "av".
Mankin also known as "Manx", "slim" or "d-hole" thinks he is the big dog of Newcastle, but this is not true.
He is often hard to spot because of his fake facial tan combined with his streaky blonde/ginger hair that makes him look like B Inglis.
He is also 12 slims and hates scran especially beef jerky.
His pastimes include scranning hard and looking for scraps.

You look like an Alastair Mankin

by r ridgway October 25, 2012

moki

Moki is a contraction for "Mobile Kid". The expression wishes to infer that todays kids are increasingly technology and mobilty affine. therefore, the way we make products and communicate should include the "mobile kid" in our thoughts

Todays children are "mobile kids"

by formfaktor March 23, 2005

mankitty

A man crossed with kitty which is now a mankitty.

A man has a baby with kitty the baby is now a mankitty.

by nojoegohome April 22, 2006

Mondial

To describe a person or place

Taken from the Italian made Ferrari Mondial as the ugliest Ferrari ever made. Used as another term for babboon ass ugly, ass ugly, or just ass.

-Shut your mondial Travis!
-That chick looks like a mondial.
-That chick has a big mondial.
-Oh gawd thats definantly in mondial territory.

by James/Skeeter/Drex March 16, 2003

moking

a range of highly mysterious and inappropriate acts, which most often occur poolside. They are hard to define specifically since there is usually no lifeguard on duty to observe their occurrence.

"moking is strictly prohibited in the pool area!"

"hey hey- why don't we head down to the pool and do some moking around?? no one's awake to catch us this late!"

by Natasha Everette June 9, 2010

Mocking my own tots

The state of talking in mock form about ones own thoughts or "t o t s" as mockers refer to it as. This is commonly followed by "now huhhhh" which can also be in mock form if chosen.

Halter: "ooooohhhooohh he didn't even hit dat guy. oohhhhhohohhhhh."
Jp: "I like penis."
Halter: "I WIKE DICK OHHHHOHHHHH" (seizure) "oohhhohhhh" (seizure)"Mocking my own tots now huhuuuhhhhhh t o t s huhhhhuuuuuh"

by Billy Johnsondjiofajiofdjasddd February 15, 2009

origin of mankind

man kind started around the Tigris and Euphrates not Africa, if you think mankind started in Africa you are wrong

who wrote that book called origin of mankind?

by Robert Zimmerman December 16, 2007