formfaktor's definitions

Zero-Oasis

A place or situation you encounter and does not meet your expectations in any way.

Man, I booked this vacation in the Caribbean in a 5 Star hotel, and when I got there it was a zero-oasis.

by Formfaktor July 23, 2008

funky chicken club

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.

Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.

by formfaktor May 13, 2005

funky chicken club

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.

Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.

by formfaktor May 13, 2005

dorf

German for "village"

the waldorf astoria is called that because it's named after a German village called Waldorf.

by formfaktor May 13, 2005

moki

Moki is a contraction for "Mobile Kid". The expression wishes to infer that todays kids are increasingly technology and mobilty affine. therefore, the way we make products and communicate should include the "mobile kid" in our thoughts

Todays children are "mobile kids"

by formfaktor March 23, 2005

snot

Interjection showing disbelief, contracted version of "Is not"

Ed: I porked Roshana last night. She is so hot.
Ron: SNOT!!!

by Formfaktor July 25, 2003

crapfunnel

1: an annoying person who keeps on insisting feeding you uninteresting information
2: a superior who makes you do a lot of work for him that he should be doing himself

Man, my boss made me lick stamps today. He is such a crapfunnel.

by FormFaktor May 1, 2003