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Mongoloid

Person with the features of one with down's syndrome (retard). Generally very ugly with no neck. Also, very low intelligence and often attend Carleton university. The name comes from the similarities of persons afflicted with down's syndrome and the facial features of indigens of Mongolia.
"Hey mommy, why does that retard look like such an ugly piece of shit?"
"Well Billy, his name is Kalonen and he is a mongoloid."
by jhawkin3 January 15, 2009
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Mongooses Apple

To possess inhuman speed in Liverpool.
Only BP is quicker than a Mongooses Apple
by Rohlee Johlee September 15, 2006
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Mongolian Mega Punch

When you stick one fist in a girl's vagina and the other in her anus. Then you lift her up like a bow and arrow and point her at a target, acting like your shooting an actual bow and arrow shouting Harukan! Harukan!
Susie: Gess what?
Mary: What?
Susie:Myboyfriend gave me a mongolian mega punch last night
Mary:Ahhhhhhhhh lucky!!!
by Lucas Reeves April 4, 2010
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Mongolian Fartchery

A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.

Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:

a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart

b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space
Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.
by meowfulcopter March 18, 2011
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Mongolian Fire

A burning sensation of the penis during and immediately following anal sex with a partner that had spicy food the day before.
Indian food? Do you WANT to give me the mongolian fire?!?!
by Skinnerr April 5, 2011
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mongolian scrouge

When a girl sucks your dick while you take a shit
Hoss got the Mongolian scrouge at URI
by Mongolian Scrouge October 2, 2017
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Abdulla Mongolidi

It is a word which is used to call someone a retard in a more politically correct way.

You could use the word when your friend is being anoyng in a retarding way
Stop acting like that! you’re being such a abdulla mongolidi
by Philip mongolidi February 12, 2021
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