Moses Felipe

a fat pervert

"Moses Felipe is a fat pervert"

by monkey car April 10, 2019

Moses Lake Meatloaf

When you eat tainted beef in order to contract E-Coli. You then shit on your partners chest and the blood represents the ketchup on top of the meatloaf.

Bon Appétit

For our anniversary dinner I decided to make my wife some Moses Lake Meatloaf and it was to die for.

by Krustee78 August 9, 2019

Moses

When your girl is on her period and you spread her lips

Yo I just pulled a Moses on this girl last night, parted her lips like the Red Sea

by JorJorBinks14 May 14, 2020

Moses Lake Oral B-J

The process of a woman performing relation on a man until he ejaculates into a toothbrush which is then inserted into his urethra too the bristles. Once inserted he thrusts his pelvis which the toothbrush is in the woman’s mouth essentially brushing her teeth with his seed.

I just got a new toothbrush so the wife and decided to break it in and whiten her teeth with a Moses Lake Oral B-J

by Krustee 78 September 29, 2021

Iverson-Moses

One who can not acheive a state of an erection. Mainly caused by mental issues.

I am depressed,omg now i cant get an erection!

by cheeb gnashes February 12, 2004

rocket moses

another saying for 'boss' 'dank' 'sick'.

normally said when very high.

said by tia.

oh my god, that was so rocket moses!

by sexayyayayayayy November 25, 2010

niggardly moses

You get the worst possible gift for a person. Created by Rutgers students.

We should do niggardly moses instead of Secret Santa

by tiki341 November 28, 2017