A male that thinks with only his second head, penis, to stay with a girl no one likes. He only listens to the voice of his mini me.
We use to hang out with him before he became a midget thinker and thinks about how to continue getting laid, even though his girl drives his friends crazy.
by PureBlood1 February 17, 2015
"Yo Nike just lowered their price on the Air Force 1s, just 90 bucks and you can be kickin' midgets"
by Shair October 04, 2022
by HumorU2 February 28, 2015
A game in which you have more than 3 nude male or females that have taped shoes to their knees. They hold their own feet behind themselves. They would begin at a designated point. Once the game begins, they all race to wherever a nude male is located. The first one to get his penis in their mouth would be considered the winner
“My friend Ryan had me participate in a game of Midget Fishing. At first I took offense but it turned out super fun! He has never lost a game!”
by GBB4 Crew August 08, 2020
by Oreodave January 11, 2020
The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.
NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.
NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.
I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.
by Hypenta March 20, 2018
by Matanoel October 31, 2013