microSCOFT

An alternate program that Dashyla uses under pressure.

Dashyla: Man! my word document doesn't want to open! :(

David: Well what program did you use?

Dashyla: microSCOFT!!

minute later

Jennifer: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! WTF
David: Hahahahahahahahahaha!

by BDFMeezy October 2, 2011

Microsoftie

n0n-1337 w1nd0wz 0S us0r

not microsoftxcore

LOLOL 0mg j00 n00b u cant c0py & p4st3 liek me 1 am teh 1337 w1nd0wz ME h4x0r. j00 r a m1cr0s0f7i3 LOL0mGwtfBbq!!!!11onehundredeleven122

by ohfukmeh September 13, 2004

Microsoft

A comapny that should be called macrohard. They are run by shitbrains and the government is stupid becuase they won't SMASH the monopoly. See Bill Gates

The company is microsoft, but it's also macrohard. Macrohard is more reflective of the company. Microsoft is Macrohard, Firefox will FireGates!

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! May 20, 2005

microsoft

a word used to describe your penis.

arto's dick is just microsoft!!!

by toudi January 30, 2008

Microsoftie

A very small understimulated clitoris.

After fingering Cami's clit for an endless length of time he looked up her snatch and saw a microsoftie lying limp as a noodle

by B. Lee September 12, 2004

microsoft

a old group whos only hope of staying in buisness is the xbox. this company is run by are gay i think jew friend, Bill Gates. this man thinks is what us ghetto people call "chalk" for he may have money but has no one that likes him. In our morden day Nazi, racis people, and our crapy economy he has been forgoten.

xbox

who

microsoft

by sexyshakertheodore December 22, 2010

microsporidian

1) single-celled organisms that live in crab's and fish's digestive systems
2) A prank that can be used to people who you know that have had sex, used as an std

"hey elle, guess what?"
Elle: "what?"
"andy has microsporidian, which means you have it too"
Elle: "what? really?"

by Lord Frog of the Night July 20, 2008