Micro-toxic

micro-toxic (adj.): Describing individuals who fake non-toxicity while frequently resorting to passive-aggressive behavior and exhibiting traits of jealousy.
Jack, a self-proclaimed supporter of his friends' successes, often masked his micro-toxic tendencies. Despite his seemingly kind demeanor, he would subtly undermine their achievements through backhanded compliments and snide remarks, revealing his underlying envy and passive aggression.
by Sinakhaniofficial July 15, 2023
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microing

The act of taking regulated edibles in small doses starting with 2.5mg.
Microing is the best way to end a day on the job in corporate America.

What is Macie up to tonight? Not much, she’s just getting drunk and microing on the couch.

Should we micro tonight?
by mikesmakesmehard December 03, 2019
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micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you
I love being micro molested by Microsoft
by DerekLombardi July 10, 2015
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Micro-squirrel

A very small, happy, resourceful, productive, and energetic person.
She bustled around the event and in short order all talks were done and loose ends tied up; if not for our micro-squirrel the wedding would have been a disaster.
by Michelvis August 01, 2017
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micro hobby

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.
Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.
by Bottom Ford September 28, 2010
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Micro mini pimp

It is a pimp not a assistant pimp but just a pimp that is under 4 foot tall
Man that short ass dude smack the piss out that girl no he ain't short that's he's a micro mini Pimp he pimp smacked her
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micro venue

A very small venue. Too small for regular ceremonies. Commonly for people who want to hide the fact that they have no friends.
Lonely Johnny's wedding looked packed at the micro venue!
by Coca cola 22222222 July 27, 2019
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