Micronihilism is the paradigm that the universe is the size of a the neutrino.

The universe is then expands in size through the action of polynominalism: the phenomenon of human thoughts of length 10^25 Planck-length stretching the universe to diameter of 10^14 Planck-lengths.
Micro-nihilism tells us that not only is the universe made of a single neutrino as-per-frequentism--it is unintentionally the SIZE of a neutrino.
by zanderfin March 23, 2022
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also: micro-criticism, microcriticism, micro-criticize, micro-criticized

1: A statement, action, or incident regarded as an instance of indirect, subtle, or unintentional expression of disapproval of someone or something based on perceived faults or mistakes.

2: Criticising someone by using a different person as an example. Not necessarily intentional.

3: Intentionally criticising a person covertly, in an easily deniable way, as the actual subject being criticized is not referenced directly, but is only hinted at through situational context. A technique sometimes used in "gaslighting".
"My mother's story about a former friend was a pretext to micro-critize my life's choices."

"He made a micro-criticism when he said to me that he hates that other person's pants, while I was wearing the same kind.

"When I confronted her for insinuating I was fat, she got defensive and said I misunderstood, she was talking about other people, not me. I felt bad for getting mad, but we were talking about me in the first place. Was it a micro-criticism, or am I overly sensitive?"
by Spider689 January 21, 2022
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When your boss is simultaneously micromanaging you and doing a poor job coordinating the project as a whole.
Even with two daily touch points scheduled for this project, no one could figure out what was being asked of them. I've never seen a project so micro mismanaged.
by rpcgal April 9, 2022
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The act of taking regulated edibles in small doses starting with 2.5mg.
Microing is the best way to end a day on the job in corporate America.

What is Macie up to tonight? Not much, she’s just getting drunk and microing on the couch.

Should we micro tonight?
by mikesmakesmehard December 3, 2019
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When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you
I love being micro molested by Microsoft
by DerekLombardi July 10, 2015
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A very very very retarded group of people who stan the youtuber PoisonShocker aka Micro. Their brains are stuffed in with rocks which explains their lack of common sense.

2. Annoying assholes who rely on micro to deal with their dumb problems/arguments

E.g = "Did you just refuse to give me your godly??! I'm TELLING MICRO!
Bro this micro stan is driving me nuts.

Yeah, they are dumb as fuck
by monosu May 8, 2021
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A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.
Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.
by Bottom Ford September 28, 2010
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