Speaking in a very inaudible voice to oneself within earshot of others. People around you ask, "Are you talking to me?" a couple of times since you are having your own back-and-forth conversation; one voice out loud, but not loud and the other, in one's head.
Billy, are talking or listening to me? I asked you twice to speak up. Oh sorry dear, I was simply micro-muttering.
by goodone! June 20, 2023
Penetrating with no resistance.
I'm terribly afraid of Dentist but Oral hygiene is important. Therefore I use an anti-cavity, fluoride toothpaste with MICRO-FOAMING ACTION.
by Danese La Johnson June 5, 2023
by NootOfRoses February 26, 2022
The experience of disappointment when a small statement, action, or gesture goes unacknowledged... especially exacerbated by the social media age
Guy 1: She didn’t answer my text for 2 hours but she just posted a story on Instagram
Guy 2: dang man, that’s a micro rejection
Guy 2: dang man, that’s a micro rejection
by Andy Taylor March 20, 2021
Micro (microfn.net) is a team that creates varieties community projects. We are most commonly named Micro, but we are also referred to as MicroFN, Micro Functions, MicroFN Network, or MicroFN.net.
I'm looking at this project from the Micro Functions Network.
by Jack Commandston May 21, 2022
Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.
"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."
"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
by themessyamerican July 22, 2023
by Cometh_At_Thee April 26, 2022