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Masterbatiful

My alone time was masterbatiful!
by MR.UMUM March 11, 2024
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Masterbombing

Similar to masterbating, but once one busts, they will put in all of the weight and pressure in the body into the penis, and even stroke it with a fist or other objects at the same time as-well. This will cause the penis to make as big of an explosion as possible and cause the ejaculate to splatter and fly all over the place, similar to a bomb.
"Finished Masterbombing in my room yesterday. Took me almost an hour to clean it all up, and my weiner still feels weird."
by Dr. Jelq October 14, 2024
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Masterbation

Masterbation is an incorrect spelling. The correct spelling is masturbation.
by DaddyColonelRuffs July 28, 2025
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Pixel Masterbation

To have Exposed Wanking Pleasure with yourself Over a Animated Character in MMORPGs....
Games such as WoW hold Many of these People and are known to find Perverts on who Get turned on and Flirt with others on a game only knowing what their Characters Looking like

Pervert: oi oi sexy
Person: err hi
Pervert: Wanna come to Goldshire inn
Person: Yeh sure
Pervert: Okies Lets go
-both go into the in-
Pervert: -screams- IT HAS A DICK!
Pixel Masterbation: -two perverts in the corner Checking out a female Night elf- Look at her Boobs and ass! Dibbs!
by Holychuckle August 26, 2009
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hate masterbate

When you’re mad at your significant other and you go off privately to masterbate. During this particular masturbation you think about your significant other and why you’re mad at them.
Julie forgot to buy a gift for our anniversary, so I hate masterbated.
by phantomofthedictionary December 29, 2017
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emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.
Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.
by Big aldo October 15, 2020
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YouTubian Masterbater

A person who gets a thrill from blasting individuals on YouTube who post about nothing and expects monetary gain. A non gifted content creator.
This girl is nothing more than a YouTubian Masterbater.
by Tretalkradio April 12, 2021
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