manitoba mudslide

a manitoba mudslide is when a chick has diareah , you make her stand on her head and fuck her so that the mud slide all the way down her cunt crack into her mouth.

mmmmmm it's time for a manitoba mudslide

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

high maintenance

Often a divorced woman with a fake tan, big processed hair (usually blonde) and lots of bling. Very insecure about her looks and requires constant reassurance of her physical beauty. Spends lots of time and money on clothes, shoes, accessories, hair, makeup and beauty treatments. Needs expensive homes, cars, clothes and vacations. Never pays for anything when in the presence of men.

Her trips to the manacurist every other week proved she was high maintenance.

by JohnstonGuy August 11, 2004

chick maintenance

keeping regular contact with your girlfriend, or someone you want to bang

sorry babe, i didn't call you every day while i was working out of town - i need to do a better job on the chick maintenance

bud, u never got to bang that girl cuz u didn't practice proper chick maintenance

by nursemama June 7, 2011

high maintenance

a girl who expects a lot.

most Sarahs are high maintenance

by Sarah June 27, 2004

Manitis

When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.

Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.

by Daviscour July 30, 2018

Maanit

Hella drippy ayooooo BING BONG its ya boiiiiiiii sussy deez nuts

BING BONG

100.01% likely to sleep with your mother tonight.

BING

BONG

POV you're Maanit: "Imma bing bong BANG your mother tonight."

by Sexy_Milfs_of_the_Multiverse January 29, 2022

High Maintenance Women

Self-Centered, Needy, and always needing to look good to others.
A women that's been married a few times. Are very sue minded towards men in court, regarding alimony and/or child support or both. They have the Jekyl and hyde syndrome... They use men strictly for money. The wealthy ones they like, whether the man is good looking or not.

High maintenance women are extremely needy

by Been there done that. May 14, 2006