Example of a normal daily conversation between two members of Virtual Mafia:
jack: i robbed three banks y'day.
jill: Promise you will pimp me tomorrow.
jack: i robbed three banks y'day.
jill: Promise you will pimp me tomorrow.
by plotopanes October 06, 2009
A group of people, or a single person, that acts as though they are extremely tough, and have control over everyone, but really, are just wimps. They usually occur in groups, and use each other to make themselves seem tough. Usually, all it takes is to show that your ready to fight back to scare them off if they are troubling you.
guy 1: Dude those guys were pushing me around before, saying that they were gonna beat me up if I didn't do as they told me to
guy 2: Don't worry man, those guys are puppy mafia. They aren't gonna do shit to you if you stand up for yourself.
guy 2: Don't worry man, those guys are puppy mafia. They aren't gonna do shit to you if you stand up for yourself.
by static nightmare November 17, 2011
"Ex Mafia is a dirtbag."
by fingerblaster69bcutookmyname July 25, 2018
by Acemoth December 03, 2020
The wife, husband, little brother, sister, girlfriend, boyfreind, ect, or anyone who is in a protected role by either the leader or someone high up in the Mafia.
Very few people attempt to go anywhere near or do any harm to said person because if they do the mafia will most likely tear them to shreds.
Yes it does apply to both genders.
Example: "Hey i really want get with that blonde in AP math".
"Dude are you an IDIOT! here brother runs the gang, she's a total Mafia Dame".
Very few people attempt to go anywhere near or do any harm to said person because if they do the mafia will most likely tear them to shreds.
Yes it does apply to both genders.
Example: "Hey i really want get with that blonde in AP math".
"Dude are you an IDIOT! here brother runs the gang, she's a total Mafia Dame".
-"Hey i really want get with that blonde in AP math" "Dude are you an IDIOT! here brother runs the gang, she's a total Mafia Dame"
by NAtwins July 11, 2014
by Tex Dark May 16, 2019