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A governor from a flyover state who thinks he's a big deal but isn't. Bonus points if you're a right wing DB.
Mike Pence, what a flyovernor.
by Doctorjay February 15, 2017
Get the flyovernor mug.An annoying and meaningless but for some unknown reason widely used expression in sports journalism and commentary. A likely corruption of the much more sensible 'get on track', referring to an athlete or team playing better after a period of subpar performance.
Joe Theismann: 'On the other side of the ball, who would have thought we'd be wondering when the Colts' struggling offense will get untracked?'
Reader: 'WTF does that even mean, Joe?'
Reader: 'WTF does that even mean, Joe?'
by Doctorjay October 7, 2011
Get the get untracked mug.Playing Words with Friends while taking a dump. A dangerous activity, since your phone can fall into the toilet and drown.
Person A: Hey, what happened to your old phone?
Person B: It fell into the crapper the other day.
Person A: Ah, playing Words with Little Brown Friends again, eh? Dumbass.
Person B: It fell into the crapper the other day.
Person A: Ah, playing Words with Little Brown Friends again, eh? Dumbass.
by Doctorjay March 23, 2016
Get the Words with Little Brown Friends mug.Work that needs to be done on a dissertation, keeping the writer from doing something else much more enjoyable.
Person A: Hey man, you up for the game and a few beers?
Person B: Sorry, can't do it, got dissertashit I need to do.
Person A: Sucks, too bad.
Person B: Sorry, can't do it, got dissertashit I need to do.
Person A: Sucks, too bad.
by Doctorjay October 4, 2011
Get the dissertashit mug.The opposite of a 'statement win' in sports: a defeat so bad it proves how bad a team really is, especially a team previously thought to be not so bad.
by Doctorjay December 10, 2014
Get the statement loss mug.What one says to oneself or to a companion upon seeing something perpetrated by another that is disturbing, distressing, or just plain nasty.
Person A: Oh my god ...
Person B: Dude, what is it?
Person A: There's a 300-pound girl in Daisy Dukes and a halter top across the street.
Person B: That's just wrong.
Person B: Dude, what is it?
Person A: There's a 300-pound girl in Daisy Dukes and a halter top across the street.
Person B: That's just wrong.
by Doctorjay September 9, 2010
Get the That's just wrong mug.Person A: Why is there so little traffic this morning? It's Thursday.
Person B: Labor Day holiday creep.
Person B: Labor Day holiday creep.
by Doctorjay May 13, 2018
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