dissertashit

Work that needs to be done on a dissertation, keeping the writer from doing something else much more enjoyable.
Person A: Hey man, you up for the game and a few beers?

Person B: Sorry, can't do it, got dissertashit I need to do.

Person A: Sucks, too bad.
by Doctorjay October 04, 2011
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Playing Words with Friends while taking a dump. A dangerous activity, since your phone can fall into the toilet and drown.
Person A: Hey, what happened to your old phone?
Person B: It fell into the crapper the other day.
Person A: Ah, playing Words with Little Brown Friends again, eh? Dumbass.
by Doctorjay March 23, 2016
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statement loss

The opposite of a 'statement win' in sports: a defeat so bad it proves how bad a team really is, especially a team previously thought to be not so bad.
Yeah, I'd say losing by 31 points to the Panthers qualifies as a statement loss.
by Doctorjay December 10, 2014
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holiday creep

The phenomenon of a three day weekend, such as Labor Day, stretching out to four or five days.
Person A: Why is there so little traffic this morning? It's Thursday.
Person B: Labor Day holiday creep.
by Doctorjay May 13, 2018
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That's just wrong

What one says to oneself or to a companion upon seeing something perpetrated by another that is disturbing, distressing, or just plain nasty.
Person A: Oh my god ...
Person B: Dude, what is it?
Person A: There's a 300-pound girl in Daisy Dukes and a halter top across the street.
Person B: That's just wrong.
by Doctorjay September 09, 2010
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get untracked

An annoying and meaningless but for some unknown reason widely used expression in sports journalism and commentary. A likely corruption of the much more sensible 'get on track', referring to an athlete or team playing better after a period of subpar performance.
Joe Theismann: 'On the other side of the ball, who would have thought we'd be wondering when the Colts' struggling offense will get untracked?'

Reader: 'WTF does that even mean, Joe?'
by Doctorjay October 07, 2011
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mom mafia

The cadre of moms who micromanage the activities of a group of kids in a particular neighborhood, classroom, or sports team. Cross them at your peril.
I forgot to bring hot dogs to the team picnic, and the mom mafia ripped me a new one.
by Doctorjay March 27, 2016
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