9 definitions by Doctorjay

A governor from a flyover state who thinks he's a big deal but isn't. Bonus points if you're a right wing DB.
Mike Pence, what a flyovernor.
by Doctorjay February 15, 2017
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The phenomenon of a three day weekend, such as Labor Day, stretching out to four or five days.
Person A: Why is there so little traffic this morning? It's Thursday.
Person B: Labor Day holiday creep.
by Doctorjay March 20, 2018
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An annoying and meaningless but for some unknown reason widely used expression in sports journalism and commentary. A likely corruption of the much more sensible 'get on track', referring to an athlete or team playing better after a period of subpar performance.
Joe Theismann: 'On the other side of the ball, who would have thought we'd be wondering when the Colts' struggling offense will get untracked?'

Reader: 'WTF does that even mean, Joe?'
by Doctorjay October 7, 2011
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The cadre of moms who micromanage the activities of a group of kids in a particular neighborhood, classroom, or sports team. Cross them at your peril.
I forgot to bring hot dogs to the team picnic, and the mom mafia ripped me a new one.
by Doctorjay December 17, 2015
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Work that needs to be done on a dissertation, keeping the writer from doing something else much more enjoyable.
Person A: Hey man, you up for the game and a few beers?

Person B: Sorry, can't do it, got dissertashit I need to do.

Person A: Sucks, too bad.
by Doctorjay October 4, 2011
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The opposite of a 'statement win' in sports: a defeat so bad it proves how bad a team really is, especially a team previously thought to be not so bad.
Yeah, I'd say losing by 31 points to the Panthers qualifies as a statement loss.
by Doctorjay December 10, 2014
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That's not interesting; actually, it's stupid.
Person 1: I really think Trump will make a good president.
Person 2: That's interesting.
by Doctorjay March 15, 2017
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