Definitions by Doctorjay
holiday creep
Person A: Why is there so little traffic this morning? It's Thursday.
Person B: Labor Day holiday creep.
Person B: Labor Day holiday creep.
holiday creep by Doctorjay May 13, 2018
that's interesting
that's interesting by Doctorjay March 15, 2017
flyovernor
A governor from a flyover state who thinks he's a big deal but isn't. Bonus points if you're a right wing DB.
Mike Pence, what a flyovernor.
flyovernor by Doctorjay February 15, 2017
mom mafia
The cadre of moms who micromanage the activities of a group of kids in a particular neighborhood, classroom, or sports team. Cross them at your peril.
Words with Little Brown Friends
Playing Words with Friends while taking a dump. A dangerous activity, since your phone can fall into the toilet and drown.
Person A: Hey, what happened to your old phone?
Person B: It fell into the crapper the other day.
Person A: Ah, playing Words with Little Brown Friends again, eh? Dumbass.
Person B: It fell into the crapper the other day.
Person A: Ah, playing Words with Little Brown Friends again, eh? Dumbass.
Words with Little Brown Friends by Doctorjay March 23, 2016
statement loss
The opposite of a 'statement win' in sports: a defeat so bad it proves how bad a team really is, especially a team previously thought to be not so bad.
statement loss by Doctorjay December 10, 2014
get untracked
An annoying and meaningless but for some unknown reason widely used expression in sports journalism and commentary. A likely corruption of the much more sensible 'get on track', referring to an athlete or team playing better after a period of subpar performance.
Joe Theismann: 'On the other side of the ball, who would have thought we'd be wondering when the Colts' struggling offense will get untracked?'
Reader: 'WTF does that even mean, Joe?'
Reader: 'WTF does that even mean, Joe?'
get untracked by Doctorjay October 7, 2011